Your first instinct is to draw a line extending to your wife's mother, sister, best-friend, the ones you know and are sure about . . . but after that, things get murky. What about her friend from high school, whom she only sees twice a year but has an active Facebook relationship with? Or hell, how about any of the people on Facebook?
Social networking sites have actually helped men parse-out some of the complexities of networking -- not one of our native skills. Google +'s circles and Facebook's endless methods of forcing more and more detailed information out of you about your relationships has let many men finally understand how social dynamics and social relationships can play a vital role in how things work.
But again . . . after that, things get murky.
Mrs. Ironwood and I have had occasion to discuss this topic at length, recently. While we're both highly intuitive about the opposite sex, there are plenty of areas where we both need enlightenment. During our recent troubles, I wondered what criteria she used to decide who got told and who didn't. It was a fascinating display of social mastery in action.
The result of our discussion was helpful. Gentlemen, pray attend. When you "map" out your wife's place in the FSM, you shouldn't think grid . . . you should think concentric circles or nested spheres.
Put your wife in the center of the circle. (That's where she sees herself, anyway).
Around her in the closest circle, her most intimate friends are her Grooming Circle. That is, the women with whom your wife feels comfortable discussing all sorts of things that you would probably just rather not know about. The women in the Grooming Circle are the ones who get to tell her when she looks like shit, when she needs to lose weight, when she needs to pluck her nose hairs, when she needs to try a new conditioner, when she needs to pluck her eyebrows and ohmygod are you going to go out wearing that?
There is a level of familiarity and intimacy within the Grooming Circle that some men find startling. For many women, sisters, daughters, cousins, aunts, and mother are included in this circle . . . but not all women feel that comfortable with the women in their families. There's usually at least one best friend who lives close by, and probably someone at work or in the same building or neighborhood. And there may in fact be women in your wife's Grooming Circle that she doesn't particularly like . . . but whose opinions and advise they value.
For our purposes, your wife's Grooming Circle are those people close enough to her to challenge her and share with her the most personal, intimate, and occasionally gross details of her life. There will usually only be a few, no more than half-a-dozen, but they are her closest friends and advisers on everything from men to shoes to retirement plans. They help her bury bodies. They bail her out of jail. There are traveling pants and yah-yahing involved, and funky dances when they clean the kitchen after dinner and margaritas. The Grooming Circle are the girls you invite to your slumber party after you break up with your boyfriend, the ones who become bridesmaids and godmothers, the ones who can tell you when yes, those pants really do make your ass look fat and your'e lucky your husband loves you anyway.
Beyond the Grief Circle is her Gratitude Circle. These are the people your wife would call with good news, such as a pregnancy or a graduation, but not people she chooses to share her more intimate emotions with. These are the people she wants to appear happy and successful to, without revealing her troubles. This is where the line between her inner and outer society begins to form, where her real social masks in the Matrix begin. People in her Gratitude Circle are "friends", but they aren't friends. They often include professional colleagues and clients, neighbors, family friends, distant relatives, favorite teachers, and other folks "in the tribe" but not "in the family".
That's not to say that they won't pass judgement on your wife, and vice versa, just because they don't really know her. Reputation is half of the gossip game, and any excuse to trash someone you don't really know is a great one.
Beyond the Greeting Circle is the Grapevine. These are the hundreds of women your wife may know on sight, may know by name, may have waited on once in college, used to babysit for her sister, the woman who does her nails, the secretary at her gynecologist's office, her second-year college roommate who works at a daycare center on the other side of town, her ex-boyfriend's mother, etc. They are not closely acquainted, they are barely even casually acquainted, but they are all willing participants in each-other's Grapevine. This is where the unfiltered news comes from, the more outlandish and scandalous the better. It's possible to get "news" from the agency of the Grapevine when the usual avenues of the inner-circles are, for whatever reason, unproductive.
Lastly, there is the Gratification Circle: the tangled network of tabloids, women's magazines, blogs, forums, soap operas, chick flicks, daytime talk shows, and celebrity gossip venues that constantly serve to inform a woman of her proper place in relation to everyone else. The Gratification circle is what informs the Matrix, tells them what hair looks best, what heels look best, which causes are the most deserving, which men are the most alluring, and what that fucking ignorant SLUT on TV did right in front of the TMZ cameras -- and she has a baby!?!
The Gratification Circle is where you go to talk shit about people you don't know and have never laid eyes on, to compare notes with other women over your common pursuit of social gratification via celebrity and scandal, and to arrive at a local general consensus about what a slut any particular Kardashian sister is. It's where women retreat to feel better about themselves and their lives. It's where they find fault with the "best" amongst them -- or at least the most popular. The Gratification Circle is the whole of the the collective feminine subconscious, always ready to render judgement and go after the highest crab in the basket.
And that's the anatomy of your wife's Female Social Matrix. Awareness and understanding of this matter can lead to HUGE improvements in your Game, and a far better understanding of why she says some of the crazy shit she does from time to time. It's not something to fight against -- we can't, and shouldn't -- but it is something that we should be aware is constantly controlling their attitudes and compelling their actions, and what the implications are for us as men.