Have Yourself A Very Red Pill Christmas

As the countdown to the holidays begins in earnest, there will undoubtedly be times in which you are thrown into a social situation with a self-declared SJW.  This can happen at virtually any time, and you can be accosted for just about any perceived transgression in an airport, on public transportation, at company parties, and, of course, the informal social gatherings that proliferate at this time of year.

In years gone by our attitude has been, traditionally, to clench our jaw and excuse ourselves at the earliest possibility, reluctant to engage.  That's not cowardice - that's a survival technique in a situation which could have long-lasting consequences.  

But some tides have begun to turn, and as feminism, in particular, has made 2014 The Year Feminism Jumped The Shark, you may be feeling a renewed sense of purpose as you consider squaring off with a loud SJW.  

If you are inclined to capitalize on the current wave, and have a desire to become a - albeit small - agent in the greater Culture War, the you might just consider exposing yourself to these relative strangers and doing a bit of Red Knighting.

Black Knighting, as we are all aware, is the overt process of using the established rules of liberal social justice against its very proponents.  A Voice For Men does this on an institutional level, and recently some serious overtures between the MHRM and the Manosphere have resulted in the metaphor of the MHRM being guerrilla warriors to the independent sniping of the various Manosphere blogs and other outlets (lookin' at you, r/theredpill).  Both, it was reasoned, were valuable techniques that could work in concert.  

I tend to support that idea.

To that end, consider Red Knighting: the covert agency of advancing Red Pill memes and ideas in conflict with the established feminist paradigm.  The purpose of this is not to convince or convert any SJWs - gods forbid, they're our best recruiting tool! - but to be seen engaging in dialog with said SJW with amused mastery.by others who are less convinced of the shrill righteousness of their cause.  

A good Red Knight may never publicly reveal his allegiance to TRP, but can turn what SJWs call "microagressions" into a verbal martial art, with a little practice.  You don't have to go all SJW-y to do it, either. You, too, can be a subversive Red Knight in your life, particularly on your travels during the holidays, quietly perfecting your own approach to TRP while also subtly lending your voice and (most importantly) your actions to relentlessly (but quietly) fighting this battle underground.

Our strength is not in our ability to organize and form a great, grand movement that can force social change at the meta level.  The guerrillas of AVfM can guard that flank.  In the Manosphere, our strength is in our decentralization and pervasiveness in society.  Here's how "microaggressions" can really be used to the benefit of positive masculinity.

You can start by refusing to rubber-stamp the "conventional wisdom" about a lot of our key issues by simply stating your opinion in short, controlled bursts. Your refusal to participate in the madness is, in and of itself, a statement. Short, pithy, borderline-trite come-backs that tend to shut down the conversation are best, and the holiday season - with the SJWs festively coming home to spread their crusade of bitter outrage to their families - is an outstanding place for a nascent Red Knight to pursue some entertaining bits of guerrilla ontology.

Some examples:

"Pay equity? Not until draft equity."

"Police report or it didn't happen."

"Feminism? I prefer science."

"Thankfully feminism broke the traditional gender role of me having to give a shit."

"One in five? Not according to the Department of Justice. Of the Obama Administration."

"Yeah, it's sexist. So is biology. I'm OK with that."

"If gender is a social construct why aren't little gay boys socialized straight by our dominant cishetero patriarchal culture? Oh, because their sexuality isn't a choice? Either is mine. I'm comfortable with that."

"You don't get to tell me how to be a man. Any more than I get to tell you how to try to be a woman. Thanks, feminism."

"Marrying a feminist increases your chances of divorce. Kinda like buying a pretty house on a fault line. But I'd love to hear of some actual evidence to the contrary."

"Equilibrium is a far more effective and pragmatic approach than equality."

"You cannot negotiate desire."

"Men love idealistically. Women love opportunistically."

"I'd be more inclined to consider pay inequity once there were more than 70 men employed for every hundred women."

"Which do you think has more rapes, UVA or a Federal Penitentiary?"

"Women control sex. Men control commitment.  Everywhere.  Always."

"Women talk. Men act."

"Equality or special treatment? Pick one and stick with it."

"It is not my obligation to change our society so that you may feel better about your life."

"Do not mistake my devotion to civility as approval or acceptance of your behavior."

"End sexist gender roles? That's just what I wrote on my Selective Service application. What did you write on yours?"

"Men have the right to withdraw their participation when it is not in their best interests. If it's a woman's body and her choice, then that is ours."

"How is reproductive coercion different from rape?  Just curious."

"In every presidential election in the era of mass media, the more attractive candidate has won. Why will this cycle be different?"

"Fatherhood is a sacred responsibility. Do not mock it."

"My sperm is viable until I'm in my 70s. I can afford to be choosy."

"Any reasonable man considers his relationships with women fungible. Occasionally he might find worthy of further investment. But that's a rare thing, these days. Like the last crap of a dying unicorn."

"I really just don't see the point to most men getting into a real relationship, these days. Really, what's in it for them?"

"The heart wants what the heart wants. And sometimes the heart wants a girl with a sweet-disposition, a pretty smile, big boobs, and no interest whatsoever in social justice causes."

"Feminists make great employees and lousy wives."

"If I was really ever going to treat you as an equal, we'd be fist-fighting already. You should value my sexism."

" 'Decent' is just another term for 'suppressed.' "

"Remember that your ability to complain about misogyny was purchased with the blood of patriarchs."

"Most men feel that feminism is about equality the way that most African Americans feel that the Confederate Battle Flag is about Southern pride and heritage."

"Nature makes a Woman. It takes other Men to make a Man."

"Why is the answer to fixing society's problems constantly hinging on convincing men to behave more like women?"

"Men built Western Civilization. You really don't think we could bust it? Or let it die from neglect out of spite?"

"There is as much evidence of 'The Patriarchy' as there is of the 'Vast Satanic Sexual Abuse Conspiracy' the FBI found exactly no evidence of."

"How is your definition of feminism functionally different than the definition of humanism?"

"If you had a choice between true social and economic equality that left you single until you die alone, or a lifetime of bliss with a loving partner in an overtly sexist society, which one would you choose to live in?"

"Sure, your partner count doesn't work against you. Unless you believe in science."

"If you're strong and independent, why would you want a man?"

"Do you need a man? No? Then don't worry. You probably won't get one."

"Wan't to stop campus rape? Stay out of college. Not you, Cupcake, I'm talking to you fellas. Seriously. It's a money pit and a minefield of bad decisions. Take a couple of years off and figure out what you want to do, first. It's not like your looks are suddenly going to collapse. Cupcake can date what's . . . left on campus."

"It's not 'Madonna and Whore'. It's 'Wife and Future Ex-Wife. Get it straight."

"The rarest of delicacies among die-hard feminists is wedding cake."

"Among the gender stereotypes feminism managed to successfully smash were chivalry and the incentive to commitment. You're on your own."

"If it 'shouldn't matter' who leads the relationship, then it shouldn't matter to you who will lead mine. Here's a hint: it will be me."

"So what will women do in a few years when cheap temporary vasectomies essentially rip their control over their reproduction away? Start hanging out in bars begging for fertilization?"

"Oh, yeah, that's just what a man wants to come home to: an aging, bitter executive with a freezer full of eggs and a predisposition toward divorce. That's a manly dose of marital and domestic bliss, right there."

"Men of quality are not attracted to your resume, no matter how many times your girlfriends tell you they are."

And so on. You get the gist. Subtle but direct jabs of Red Pill goodness. Use it sparingly, with amused mastery, and best against those outside of your immediate social circle.  Never get angry, never raise your voice, never loose that cocky grin and steely gaze. 

But when that perky SJW with the nose ring starts screaming about rape culture, or that embittered corporate feminist starts talking about gender oppression, smile . . . and then go at it like a gentleman.

Merry Christmas, Red Knights.  Go forth and be Men for the holidays.